I’m Aliiiiiiive!!!!

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Hey Lazybods,
Get ready to shape up… then immediately sit on your toilets all day while playing with your iphones. New tips and tricks on how to enjoy eating your veggies while vegging out. Get ready – shit’s about to get mundane up in here!

Yours Truly,
Matt

Hmm, Okay

Well, admittedly that was pretty God damn easy to use. I think I may have just found a new way to blog in the easiest format possible.

Now all I need is for the next Steve Jos to come up with the technology to male my iPhone ready my brain patterns and turn them into a masterpiece blog. You think you’re ready to make that happe New Guy? Chop chop! These thoughts aren’t going to write themselves down themselves!… well not yet at least.

LazyBod the iPhone Way

Guess who just learned a new way to post crap! …I did. It’s me. On my iPhone.

God do you even pay any attention to what I write? These horrendous few minutes I spend for you while I type away on my iPhone are really disturbing my “Do nothing time.”

I’m unsure of how this is going to affect my blogging, but hey, I’m willing to try new things.

Just for kicks, I took a picture for you. Enjoy: Read more »

Gambling With Body Fat (Vegas Edition)

I’ll be heading to Vegas in the early part of November for a bachelor party. For the expedition I, as most people do, will be prepping my body up for the expedition.

In order to do so, some goal placing will be in order:

Will I plan on making weight-loss my primary goal? Is toning up the number one priority? I’d say that while both of these things are good ambitions, what’s most important on my list is Read more »

The 10-Day-No-Rice-No-Chips-No-Potatoes-No-Bread Challenge

None of my favorite staples of food for 10 days?

Is this a “No-Carb” Diet? Hell no! I plan on Read more »

CrossFit. Fran. WOD. (What the hell are these words!?)

Nothing says productivity more than browsing Reddit.com while at work, does it? Hah, no I’m just kidding…

 

Anyway, as I wasted away my life on the internet I came across this image on one of Reddit’s top articles of the day:

So naturally, my reaction was Read more »

M100

M100′s Will Destroy Your Fat

(Don’t mind the picture. It’s the first image that popped up when I Googled “M100.” Apparently this workout also known as a Soviet Sounding Rocket …so pretty much one in the same, I suppose)

With the vast amount of crap out there in the internet (my site included), I find it very difficult to find gripping information that can hold my interest for longer than ten minutes. Partly because there’s not really much quality information out there to begin with, but mostly because I’m extremely stubborn when it comes to branching out and trying something new.

This seems like a good segway to talk about something short and sweet that did grab my attention. While browsing around, I came across a video from Mike Chang at SixPackShortcuts. Introducing M100′s!

Q: What does the ‘M’ stand for? Read more »

Reality Check

That is all.

Keep on Gaming and Lose the Weight

So I perusing through one of my favorite websites of all time, Reddit.com when I came across an article image that hit an all-too-familiar note with LazyBod.com. To give you a basic rundown, it’s about a normal guy who was overweight (still pretty normal), who likes the hell out of gaming (more normalcy), but was somehow able to shed 50lbs in a matter of FOUR MONTHS.

I know what you’re thinking Read more »

PerfectPushup

Review: Perfect Pushup

Admittedly, I have an older model of this intuitive device, but that doesn’t really take away from its overall design, so I’m gonna go ahead and do this review anyway if that’s alright with you. It’s not okay? Shut up. It’s okay. Quit playin’.

 

The Perfect Push Up is supposed to be Read more »